Definition of skeet

skeet

adjective

generally displeasing. Primarily a St. Louis, MO, USA term.
His shoes were skeet.
Your mum's house is skeet.

Last edited on May 21 2013. Submitted by Heather F. from St Louis, MO, USA on Apr 16 1998.
displeasing due to being insufficient.
Man, my best friend gave me a skeet present for my birthday.
I'll have a slaw burger fries and and a bottle of skeet, bring it on out to my baby and me.

Last edited on Jan 04 2019. Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 04 2003.

noun

Skeet is a type of poker hand -- what's known as a freak hand -- a non-standard hand. It is generally considered an unpaired hand with three cards including the 2, 7, and 9 and three cards in between. For example, 2,3,4,7, 9 would be a Skeet; so would 2,3,7,8,9. It ranks above three of a kind and below a straight.
Last edited on Jan 31 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2013.
a look. England slang.
I'll take a skeet at it.
- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: to look, see.
Last edited on Apr 06 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 06 2013.

noun - uncountable

semen.
I just turned on this black light and there is skeet everywhere!
Skeet, skeet, skeet!" -Dave Chappell Show.

Last edited on Mar 13 2018. Submitted by Ryan from Diamond Bar, CA, USA on Dec 30 2004.

verb - intransitive

to ejaculate. Popularized by Lil' Jon's recording "Get Low".
Skeet skeet!
I skeeted on her.
I'll skeet on you!
Mate, I'll skeet on your nan's teeth.

Citation from "And We Danced" (song), Macklemore censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: to ejaculate.
Last edited on May 21 2013. Submitted by Gwyn S. from IL, USA on Apr 16 2004.

verb - transitive

to defraud, swindle; "short change".
The cashier skeeted me.

Last edited on Aug 02 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 04 2003.

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queue up	Definitions include: to form a line of people, while waiting to receive some service.
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bugger that for a game of Soldiers	Definitions include: British expression meaning that the speaker doesn't want to do something.
muppet	Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
nick, the	Definitions include: prison or jail.
pong	Definitions include: to smell, stink.
bloody hell	Definitions include: general exclamation.
queue	Definitions include: a line of people waiting to receive some service.
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pash	Definitions include: a crush.
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spooge	Definitions include: semen.
bust	Definitions include: an event with a displeasing outcome.
bust a nut	Definitions include: to work hard.
spluge	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
get (one's) nut off	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
jizz	Definitions include: stuff.
bust a wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
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splurge	Definitions include: Verb. To ejaculate.
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splooge	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
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jizm	Definitions include: semen.
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check	Definitions include: ok, or yes.
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eyeball	Definitions include: to stare at.
scope out	Definitions include: to watch.
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scope	Definitions include: to see, look at.
double take	Definitions include: a second look.
eye	Definitions include: to look at.
feast (one's) eyes	Definitions include: to look at.
get a load of	Definitions include: to look at.
once-over	Definitions include: A visual examination, especially of a person of the opposite sex.
track	Definitions include: a place where prostitutes gather to find clients.
catch	Definitions include: to see.
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skeet skeet	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
skeet skirt	Definitions include: a term used to depict/imitate the squealing of tires when leaving somewhere in a hurry.
take a skeet	Definitions include: to take a look.