Definition of jizz

jizz

noun

stuff.
Get that jizz off me!
- See more words with the same meaning: unspecified item(s), 'stuff', 'thing(s)'.
Last edited on Jan 13 1998. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 13 1998.
semen. Possibly a shortened form of "jism".
He got jizz all over my sheets.


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Citation from "So Old / Playdate", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.






Citation from "Chapter 11", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 5 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: abbreviations (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: semen.
Last edited on Jan 05 2012. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 13 1998.
a slimy substance, especially when unidentified.
You've got some jizz on your pants.
- See more words with the same meaning: gross substance.
Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Doug C. from Frederick, MD, USA on Feb 26 2002.

verb

to ejaculate.
He jizzed all over.

Citation from "Compassion", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 9 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: to ejaculate.
Last edited on Oct 25 2011. Submitted by Root from San Francisco, CA, USA on Mar 17 1998.
to squirt, as if ejaculating.
That soda just jizzed all over me!
- See more words with the same meaning: to squirt.
Last edited on Nov 20 1998. Submitted by April from WI, USA on Nov 20 1998.

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'toon	Definitions include: abbreviated form of "cartoon".
tech	Definitions include: "technology".
sis	Definitions include: sister.
'burbs, the	Definitions include: the suburbs.
sec	Definitions include: "second."
dook	Definitions include: to defecate.
gat	Definitions include: a gun.
-in	Definitions include: abbreviated form of the suffix "-ing".
whatev'	Definitions include: Short and sassy for "whatever."
jel	Definitions include: "jealous".
bod	Definitions include: body.
strat	Definitions include: "strategy".
chuth	Definitions include: "jackass"; "sucker".
cuke	Definitions include: "cucumber".
addy	Definitions include: "address".
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Other terms relating to 'gross substance':
nut butter	Definitions include: semen.
yuck	Definitions include: an exclamation of disgust.
gunge	Definitions include: a slimy or sticky substance.
smeg	Definitions include: something undesirable.
duckbutter	Definitions include: sweat and other substances that gather near the genitals.
toe jam	Definitions include: dirt, lint, and other detritus that accumulates between the toes.
duck butter	Definitions include: sweat and other substances that gather near the genitals.
ABC	Definitions include: acronym for "another bloody cathedral" or "another bloody church".
fumunda cheese	Definitions include: the build-up of various bodily fluids, lint, etc. beneath ("from under") the testicles.
gunk	Definitions include: any sticky or greasy substance.
schmutz	Definitions include: an unpleasant, unidentified substance.
spooge	Definitions include: semen.
Other terms relating to 'semen':
two-ball compound	Definitions include: semen.
cum	Definitions include: semen.
schlong juice	Definitions include: semen.
spooge	Definitions include: semen.
man chowder	Definitions include: semen.
chocolate cum	Definitions include: cum (semen) from a dark-skinned man.
wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
nut	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
jiz	Definitions include: spelling variant of jizz.
scum	Definitions include: a bad person or group.
string of pearls	Definitions include: semen around a person's neck, in a way that a string of pearls would be.
jizm	Definitions include: semen.
male tears	Definitions include: semen.
two ball throat cream	Definitions include: semen.
cream of some young guy	Definitions include: humorous pretend Chinese food item.
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Other terms relating to 'to ejaculate':
shoot (one's) wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
vinegar strokes	Definitions include: for men, the point during sex or masturbation after which ejaculation is inevitable.
CIM	Definitions include: acronym for "cum in mouth".
bukkake	Definitions include: to ejaculate on a person's body.
get (one's) nut off	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
blow (one's) wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
bust a wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
nut	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
pop	Definitions include: soda; soft drink.
bust a nut	Definitions include: to work hard.
spooge	Definitions include: semen.
shoot	Definitions include: a general exclamation.
bust	Definitions include: an event with a displeasing outcome.
cum	Definitions include: semen.
wad	Definitions include: to ejaculate.
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Other terms relating to 'to squirt':
spooge	Definitions include: semen.
Other terms relating to 'unspecified item(s), 'stuff', 'thing(s)'':
odds and ends	Definitions include: miscellaneous things.
doohickey	Definitions include: see do-hickey.
what-cha-ma-call-it	Definitions include: an item whose name one doesn't know or has forgotten.
geegaw	Definitions include: a trinket.
cheddar	Definitions include: money.
hot stuff	Definitions include: an attractive person.
this and that	Definitions include: assorted things.
dental swag	Definitions include: swag received from a dentist's office.
whos its	Definitions include: an item whose name can't be recalled at the moment.
shiznut	Definitions include: "shit".
foo	Definitions include: colloquial pronunciation of fool.
jobbie	Definitions include: thing.
thang	Definitions include: "thing".
bad boy	Definitions include: generic term for a specific object; "thing".
thing-a-majig	Definitions include: replacement name for an object whose name one doesn't know, has forgotten, can't recall at the moment, or can't be bothered to name.
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Other terms relating to 'jizz':
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
jizz on	Definitions include: to be told off; to be corrected; to be made fun of to the point of humility.
jizz rag	Definitions include: a piece of clothing or fabric used to contain the jizz (semen) ejaculated from masturbation.