Definition of number two

number two

• one's right-hand man.

  He's my number two.

  Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

noun - uncountable

• defecation.

  Kid: I have to go to the bathroom.
  
  Parent: Number one or number two?
  
  Kid: Number two.

                                             
  
                                      
  
  Citation from "Acceptance", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

  Last edited on Jul 26 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'feces':
sh*take	Definitions include: "shit".
cow chip	Definitions include: cow feces.
jobbie	Definitions include: thing.
log	Definitions include: a piece of feces.
shiz	Definitions include: "shit".
poo	Definitions include: feces.
steamer	Definitions include: feces; "turd".
crud	Definitions include: dirt, dirty.
crap	Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit."
wolf bait	Definitions include: a load of feces
sewer trout	Definitions include: To take a shit, to poop.
droppings	Definitions include: animal feces.
FLF	Definitions include: acronym for "foot-long floater", i.e. a floating piece of feces that's a foot long.
turd	Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
cow pat	Definitions include: cow feces; "cow patty".
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Other terms relating to 'number':
crunch numbers	Definitions include: to do math.
do a number on	Definitions include: to do a poor job.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number one	Definitions include: to urinate.
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
juror number four	Definitions include: To be recalcitrant, stubborn, unruly, resistant, not a team player, unsportsmanlike.
number	Definitions include: a song.
number 1	Definitions include: a session of urination.
number 2	Definitions include: a session of defecation.
number 3	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
number cruncher	Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.)
number one	Definitions include: urination.
(one's) number's up	Definitions include: one is in trouble.
Other terms relating to 'two':
10-2 2-10	Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
2	Definitions include: "to".
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Adding your two cent	Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
banshee two-step, the	Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
give two sh*ts	Definitions include: to care.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
goody two-shoes	Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock	Definitions include: Very hot outside.
it takes two to tango.	Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
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