Definition of number 2

number 2

noun

• a session of defecation.

  Reverend Putty: Haven't you heard the handy rhyme? "Number 1, gold like God made the sun, number 2, Good Lord help me go poo, number 3, the Devil sets my sperm free."

  -- "God's Chef", ''Moral Orel'', (TV), Season 1, Episode 10, (2006)

  Last edited on Jan 31 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31 2016.

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Other terms relating to 'number':
crunch numbers	Definitions include: to do math.
do a number on	Definitions include: to do a poor job.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number one	Definitions include: to urinate.
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
juror number four	Definitions include: To be recalcitrant, stubborn, unruly, resistant, not a team player, unsportsmanlike.
number	Definitions include: a song.
number 1	Definitions include: a session of urination.
number 3	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
number cruncher	Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.)
number one	Definitions include: urination.
number two	Definitions include: defecation.
(one's) number's up	Definitions include: one is in trouble.
Other terms relating to 'two':
10-2 2-10	Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
2	Definitions include: "to".
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Adding your two cent	Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
banshee two-step, the	Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
give two sh*ts	Definitions include: to care.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
goody two-shoes	Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock	Definitions include: Very hot outside.
it takes two to tango.	Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
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