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Definition of wake up and smell the decaf
wake up and smell the decaf
verb
- a variant of "wake up and smell the coffee," which is a command/invitation to accept reality.
Wake up and smell the decaf, man! Your ex-wife is not coming back.
Last edited on Sep 05 2003. Submitted by "Hiroaki S. on Sep 05 2003.
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Other terms relating to 'and': | |
Definitions include: acronym for "assault and battery". | |
Definitions include: "rain". | |
Definitions include: Cockney rhyme for ''believe''. | |
Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action. | |
Definitions include: clumsy. | |
Definitions include: better than all that. | |
Definitions include: the best. | |
Definitions include: without substance; all talk and no action. | |
Definitions include: a lot of money. | |
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket | |
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount. | |
Definitions include: et cetera. | |
Definitions include: used to indicate an extreme condition or an excessive amount. | |
Definitions include: a quantity between 1 and one order of magnitude lower than the quantity previously mentioned. | |
Definitions include: interjection of agreement. | |
Other terms relating to 'smell': | |
Definitions include: something that indicates poor choices made elsewhere in a code base. | |
Definitions include: an expression of empathy or simple understanding. | |
Definitions include: that you understand them. | |
Definitions include: to understand. | |
Definitions include: to detect that something is not what it seems. | |
Definitions include: Used when seeing or detecting the presence of a cop nearby. | |
Definitions include: "See (one) later", i.e. "Goodbye". | |
Definitions include: Refers to the smell of an unclean woman's vagina, from wear and tear due to sex or activity. | |
Definitions include: to be legitimate, trustworthy, moral, etc. | |
Definitions include: Smells like teen Smear it | |
Definitions include: to detect that something is amiss. | |
Definitions include: to take the time to enjoy life. | |
Definitions include: to acknowledge. | |
Definitions include: a command/invitation to accept reality. | |
Other terms relating to 'the': | |
Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone. | |
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
Definitions include: interrogation. | |
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
Definitions include: information. | |
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
Definitions include: a good estimate. | |
Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
Definitions include: inclusive. | |
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular. | |
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them | |
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
Other terms relating to 'up': | |
Definitions include: a warning that one or more law enforcement officers are near. | |
Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
Definitions include: to misbehave. | |
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc. | |
Definitions include: doing something emphatically. | |
Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant. | |
Definitions include: to increase. | |
Definitions include: to contribute one's share. | |
Definitions include: to mess up. | |
Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol | |
Definitions include: to make something like ass. | |
Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird". | |
Definitions include: stupid. | |
Definitions include: strange / stupid. | |
Other terms relating to 'wake': | |
Definitions include: to smoke marijuana upon waking. | |
Definitions include: to acknowledge. | |
Definitions include: a command/invitation to accept reality. | |
Definitions include: to be in a bad mood. | |
Definitions include: to wake a friend and significant other by dancing naked and yelling. |
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