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Definition of red light on the porch
red light on the porch
- When a woman is on her period.
My ol' lady wanted to have sex however, she informed me that she was "on her period". I replied "when the red light's on the porch, I'll use the back door".Last edited on Apr 02 2011. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Apr 02 2011.
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- When a woman is on her period.
My ol' lady wanted to have sex however, she informed me that she was "on her period". I replied "when the red light's on the porch, I'll use the back door".Last edited on Apr 02 2011. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Apr 02 2011.
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| Definitions include: emergency, or a situation that needs an urgent response. | |
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| Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone. | |
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| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
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