Definition of plank

plank

noun

a stupid or absent-minded person.
Michael left his car at my house last night, and when he came to pick it up this morning he forgot his keys. What a plank!
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on May 31 2004. Submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004.

verb - ambitransitive

to lay on something, stomach down, with one's body held stiff like a plank.
Greg planked his chimney.
- See more words with the same meaning: sports (related to).
Last edited on Aug 20 2012. Submitted by Tikva on Jun 16 2012.

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