Definition of no shit

no shit

interjection

a sarcastic response used when someone states the obvious.
Speaker: Don't run that red light.

Response: No shit.
Speaker: I bet it hurt when you got shot in the chest.

Response: No shit.

Citation from "Pregnant", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 1 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
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Last edited on Oct 27 2011. Submitted by Elizabeth W. Bromberg from Birmingham, AL, USA on Mar 08 1998.
"Are you serious?"
Person A: I spent only $10 on this watch.

Person B: No shit?

Last edited on Oct 27 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 27 2011.
a statement of acknowledgement, connoting mild surprise.






Citation from "Chapter 8", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 2 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Last edited on Dec 15 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 15 2011.

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Other terms relating to 'responses to someone stating the obvious':
film at 11	Definitions include: used in conversation to announce or respond to an ordinary event, with the sarcastic implication that the event is newsworthy.
dur	Definitions include: a sarcastic response used when someone states the obvious. Also no duh; duh.
no duh	Definitions include: a sarcastic response used when someone states the obvious. Also duh; dur.
NSS	Definitions include: acronym for "no shit, Sherlock".
duh	Definitions include: a sarcastic exclamation used when someone states the obvious.
*No sht sherlock**	Definitions include: see No shit, Sherlock.
*no sht, Sherlock**	Definitions include: mean spirited response to someone stating the obvious or a well-known fact; "no duh".
narf	Definitions include: a sarcastic response used when someone states the obvious.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'no':
ain't got no	Definitions include: "don't have any".
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
ain't no thang	Definitions include: "ain't no thang", i.e. "it isn't a thing", meaning that something isn't to be concerned about; "no big deal"; "don't worry about it".
ain't no thing but a chicken wing	Definitions include: to be okay; not a big concern.
all bark and no bite	Definitions include: to talk a lot but never take action.
a no-win situation	Definitions include: a situation with no possible positive outcome.
close but no cigar	Definitions include: to almost happen, but not.
feel no pain	Definitions include: being very drunk.
*fck me in the ss with no Vaseline*	Definitions include: exclamation upon realizing one's misfortune.
*fck no**	Definitions include: See "fuck".
*give no fcks**	Definitions include: to not care.
hell no	Definitions include: an emphatic "no".
hells no	Definitions include: see hells.
hells to the no	Definitions include: variant of "hell to the no".
hell to the no	Definitions include: an emphatic "hell no".
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Other terms relating to 'shit':
*act like (one's) sht doesn't stink**	Definitions include: to act superior.
*act like (one's) sht don't stink**	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
*and sht**	Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement.
*ape sht**	Definitions include: crazy.
*as sht**	Definitions include: "very".
*baby sht yellow**	Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow
*bag of sht**	Definitions include: a despicable person.
*bat-sht crazy**	Definitions include: very crazy.
*beat seven shades of sht out of**	Definitions include: to beat severely.
*beat the sht out of**	Definitions include: to beat severely.
*beer shts**	Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking.
*be like flies on sht**	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
*bored shtless**	Definitions include: extremely bored.
*bore shtless**	Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored.
*brick shthouse**	Definitions include: a large muscular person.
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