Definition of look like a monkey fucking a football

look like a monkey fucking a football    

verb

• to perform terribly.

                                                                                                                                                               
  
  Citation from Days of Thunder (1990 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to lose, be defeated, fail.
  • See more words with the same meaning: to make a mistake, be incorrect, err.

  Last edited on Feb 18 2011. Submitted by cheryl s. on Oct 30 2004.

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Other terms relating to 'to lose, be defeated, fail':
jobber	Definitions include: a "professional wrestler" who loses matches so as to build up a featured wrestler's win/loss record and crowd appeal.
jabroni	Definitions include: in "professional wrestling," a wrestler who intentionally loses to improve the image of the winner.
BBE	Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
go belly up	Definitions include: to fail.
get owned	Definitions include: See own.
get (one's) *ss handed to	Definitions include: to be severely defeated.
ownage	Definitions include: anything great, cool, awesome.
take an l	Definitions include: "take a loss", i.e. to suffer a loss in a competition.
ate up	Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
lost	Definitions include: to fail
trainwreck	Definitions include: a total failure.
fail	Definitions include: an instance of failure.
drop the ball	Definitions include: to fail in one's responsibilities.
chase (one's) tail	Definitions include: to be unsuccessful.
do a number on	Definitions include: to do a poor job.
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Other terms relating to 'to make a mistake, be incorrect, err':
flub	Definitions include: to make a mistake.
screw up	Definitions include: to err; "mess up".
muck up	Definitions include: to ruin; "mess up".
score an own goal	Definitions include: See own goal.
goof	Definitions include: a funny or silly person. Also goof-ball.
screw	Definitions include: to take advantage of.
play	Definitions include: sexual activity.
boob	Definitions include: a breast.
crash	Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly and uninvited, esp. to a social function such as a party or ceremony.
foot gun	Definitions include: a feature of a specific technology that makes it easy to shoot (one's self) in the foot.
get it twisted	Definitions include: to be mistaken.
boner	Definitions include: an erection.
blow	Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
fat-finger	Definitions include: to accidentally press a button or key adjacent to the desired one, e.g. while typing on a keyboard or entering a phone number.
eagle trip	Definitions include: to not like something you like.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'football':
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
football bat	Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary.
Johnny Football	Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school.
Other terms relating to 'fuck':
4Q	Definitions include: "fuck you".
abso-f*cking-lutely	Definitions include: absolutely.
abso-f*ckin'-lutely	Definitions include: very absolutely.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
all the f*cks I give	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
AMF	Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
as f*ck	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
*ss f*ck	Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
BAMF	Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
bend over get f*cked	Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
BFE	Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
b*tchass mother f*cker	Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
brainf*ck	Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
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Other terms relating to 'like':
act like (one's) sh*t doesn't stink	Definitions include: to act superior.
act like (one's) sh*t don't stink	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
be like	Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation.
be like flies on sh*t	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
bleed like a stuck pig	Definitions include: to bleed profusely.
breed like rabbits	Definitions include: to have many children.
built like a brick house	Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed.
built like a brick sh*t-house	Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built.
built like a tripod	Definitions include: to have a large penis
DILF	Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
DILLIGAS	Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
do (one) like that	Definitions include: to treat a person poorly, especially when there are witness(ed).
drink like a fish	Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess.
drop like flies	Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time.
Drop you like a bad habit.	Definitions include: This phrase means to stop something fully and finally.
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Other terms relating to 'look':
DILLIGAS	Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
dirty look	Definitions include: an angered glance.
FLK	Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
GLM	Definitions include: acronym for "good looking mum", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
good looking out	Definitions include: "Thank you."
have a look see	Definitions include: to examine.
LF	Definitions include: acronym for "looking for".
LGTM	Definitions include: acronym for "looks good to me".
look a gift horse in the mouth	Definitions include: to judge a gift harshly.
look alive	Definitions include: to be alert.
look and feel	Definitions include: the general appearance of software or a website.
look at (one) like (one's) mother doesn't feed (one)	Definitions include: don't look at me like that.
look at the big picture	Definitions include: look at everything.
look down (one's) nose at	Definitions include: to act superior.
looker	Definitions include: an attractive person.
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Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
desk monkey	Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
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