Definition of family jewels

family jewels    

noun - plural

• testicles.

  Sir Winston's potential for fatherhood was brought to a screeching halt thanks to the fencing accident and permanent loss of his family jewels.

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  Last edited on Apr 18 2013. Submitted by Betsy R. from Lewisville, TX, USA on Jan 31 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'testicles':
deez nuts	Definitions include: "these nuts", i.e. "these testicles".
brass clankers	Definitions include: Literally, brass testicles.
blue balls	Definitions include: a painful sensation in the balls (testicles) caused by prolonged sexual arousal that does not end in ejaculation.
yam bag	Definitions include: testicles.
giggleberry	Definitions include: testicle.
nards	Definitions include: testicles, balls.
nad	Definitions include: acronym for "new amplifier day".
gonad	Definitions include: testicle.
sack	Definitions include: testicles.
deez nutz	Definitions include: "these nuts", i.e. "these testicles".
ball sack	Definitions include: the scrotum.
knap sack	Definitions include: testicles.
swamp nuts	Definitions include: sweaty testicles.
gear	Definitions include: male genitalia, especially the testicles.
nuts	Definitions include: testicles.
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Other terms relating to 'family':
bio-fam	Definitions include: "biological family".
fam	Definitions include: "extended" family, sometimes including close friends.
Fam Bam	Definitions include: Another way of saying Family. Compare with Unit, or Close Group,(noun). Example: I really enjoyed the time I spent with the Fam Bam at the annual park reunion this year.
family	Definitions include: Belonging to a minority e.g. homosexual.
fam, the	Definitions include: See fam.
in a family way	Definitions include: pregnant.
polish the family jewels	Definitions include: to masturbate.
Other terms relating to 'jewel':
crown jewels	Definitions include: the male genitalia.
jewel	Definitions include: Any valuable information that can enhance your knowledge and understanding towards a better life.
polish the family jewels	Definitions include: to masturbate.

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