Definition of cunt hair

• U.S. military, (pre integration of the sexes). A unit of measure for a very small distance, typically used when lining up equipment for inspection, from boots under a bed to tanks in formation. A derivative from this term for an even smaller distance is the "RCH." When the movement in response to "move it about one cunt hair" results in too large a movement, the directive would be "Move it back one RCH." ("RCH" stands for red cunt hair, but only the initials are used.)

  Move it over about one cunt hair.

  Last edited on Dec 03 2002. Submitted by Tom D. on Dec 03 2002.

noun

• a very small amount - about the distance represented by the thickness of a female pubic hair. See also cunt.

  Open the door just a cunt hair more.

  I told Aaron to take her ahead a cunt hair.

  Missed the gold medal by a cunt hair.

  Last edited on Feb 12 2014. Submitted by Patrick B. from River Ridge, LA, USA on Nov 27 1999.

• smallest measurement possible. A very thin line.

  He missed that field goal by a cunt hair.

  Last edited on Sep 19 2004. Submitted by Richard B. from Kenner, LA, USA on Sep 19 2004.