Definition of football bat

football bat

• a situation that's out of the ordinary.

  Man, that dude's as fucked up as football bat.

  You're as fucked up as a football bat if you think that tranny is a real woman - he has an Adam's Apple!

  You got beaten so bad, your face is as fucked up as a football bat!

  Last edited on Apr 15 2015. Submitted by Jeff R. from Harrisburg, NC, USA on Jun 20 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'bat':
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
bat	Definitions include: electric bass, from cricket bat.
bat an eye	Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.
bat a thousand	Definitions include: to do something perfectly.
bat cave	Definitions include: vagina.
bat fastard	Definitions include: "fat bastard".
bat for the other team	Definitions include: to be homosexual.
bat in the cave	Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
bat-sh*t crazy	Definitions include: very crazy.
desert bat	Definitions include: a very unattractive female.
go to bat for (one)	Definitions include: to work to help a person, cause, etc.
go up to bat	Definitions include: to smoke marijuana with a bat, which is a small cylinder pipe.
like a bat out of hell	Definitions include: quickly.
moon-bat	Definitions include: a naive person
oney bat	Definitions include: a small pipe that holds a single hit of a smokable drug - usually marijuana; "pinch hitter".
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Other terms relating to 'football':
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
Johnny Football	Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school.
look like a monkey f*cking a football	Definitions include: to perform terribly.

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